i’ve been refreshing my dash over and over every second for about 10 minutes what the fuck am i doing
*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that
i never knew u could die from eating too much in one sitting but it seems obvious now i think about it. ive been flirting with death for years
i dont like waxing because u have to let the hair grow out some before u can do it again and thats basically the exact opposite of what i want to do
i sleep from 7am to 4pm now and its really bad but i dont know how to stop?
Excitedly, i pulled the spade out of the ground. another clump of dirt! i dug on. yet more clumps of dirt, there for the taking! incredible!
people who randomly call u from the shop to ask if u want anything are the best kind of people
it doesnt matter whats going on in my life i am always in the mood to watch Jurassic park